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发表于 2004-10-5 16:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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人之初:At the begining of life.
7 i: g' l) k2 V# n, y# {性本善:Sex is good. " H% J- n" k8 w# {! C, g/ Z! ^
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
. R7 Z  O' Z' \  X习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
' \" m' o! F; w9 j苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
# Y. U6 V; j$ K' m' B, r6 ^9 y: L性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. # P8 a% ]2 m9 {! P, [+ k

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教之道:The way of learning it - H1 t  j8 L% t% U: C# X. s
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. & m5 U" L* l2 {) O2 ]  @' p

2 f- \: J- [5 e. L7 D0 S! t1 Y4 Q昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 6 Z0 b. s0 G. C& \9 h$ W5 \# s
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
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& |: j1 Y# A2 U8 U, b子不学:If you don't study hard, 3 T1 y% K6 r" p+ F
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 6 v9 ^5 @5 k1 i1 l
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窦燕山 Dou, the Famous
- `  e% o) E7 @+ V% h有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
, X9 q) z+ {1 b5 F( d& e教五子 All his five son took it . q8 F6 f0 `. T+ u0 G' V" x: ^, Z/ `
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-kown.
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* S0 N7 h+ l; I! \/ g$ h4 G养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
! u$ M- l8 \0 ]0 X父之过 It is all your fault. . @: @6 U6 \1 d1 Q% C; k' Z
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it, : Z/ `1 e9 O. Q' `
师之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
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9 e% n7 c2 [, \& N子不学 You may refuse to study this " D0 |% [9 o- n- q) J6 p
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
# b. d" O1 A  _  P! Q5 K幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood, ) n5 d$ [! B1 N
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged ' g+ c: A4 }) W- N! ^, Q

4 k6 @, v9 V1 `4 t" ^玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick, : y: R; q# j  s7 V
不成器 It won't become hard and strong.   l% d# P( B# _: x. t7 M
人不学 If you don't learn sex,
' K( T& @2 h0 y- x$ [不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
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发表于 2004-10-5 16:49 | 显示全部楼层

Bravooooooo

是老杨的专利吗?绝了!!
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发表于 2004-10-6 01:48 | 显示全部楼层
Oh, my God!!!!5 O6 B+ q+ d" ]6 w+ R
Faint!!!!!!!!!!!
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