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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like.../ I3 G7 Q, W2 j) X" A
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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0 H2 f" m- T" V3 h3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.7 I. \8 y j& J2 u, q1 s3 _
2 j8 K' Z, J8 ?4 c4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.) W$ x8 g1 T1 T8 b
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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& o& ]' L p" k, k6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.( n0 B1 r: `8 b1 a3 W
: C; {$ E4 ]2 B( R* B3 R7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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, b5 A/ b$ J4 ?6 J( d7 |# r" z8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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' ^4 c- s U1 e' ^3 l5 r# B+ r9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.( H- E7 B' T# x7 j! a- Z' n
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.* p- c" T$ A9 s3 }- B/ \" |* v. s, f N
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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1 r T0 C# T" F" _- `: [5 g13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. a6 l' r; m, I& U5 @
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# j( K" e/ z$ v4 U
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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. K* [5 p$ j% U17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.: |# I8 E; `' K T+ Z
8 d9 ?# Y: T$ u$ [- m18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! K& U) P) a% o+ [1 v
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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( h5 C3 _! w2 G g21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 L( V8 U; j$ m% x E+ r
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1 I$ q* Q6 B6 b i" a23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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# V4 m; Z0 S1 o24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 j9 P( G+ Q3 P, E7 ^! z) E7 s
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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