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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. & @ ~5 d# G: |# ?- I
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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4 j2 |9 Q. N3 q+ B+ ]So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. $ Y$ H% D1 ?+ c% R
% h3 o) }5 [) r1 a0 A% sHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. " n# f* M: I( E
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
0 H' b K4 K( i- T& THe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ( F; u+ n; ^) o5 D& C
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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