10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
+ R: F' \% s1 u. H" U" @3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
7 f) i5 b) A( [6 V9 ~# B- j5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
* Q+ p$ \8 E& l( L6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 T& u6 j5 f5 P" H1 a7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8 M2 A0 f# N: ?1 t$ d8 }8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
  n1 N" u1 L, {9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
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Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

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% f7 e+ f4 V( i0 p! }; x5 b% ~$ jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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, N: j$ s( n5 mare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

. m5 H; |8 A7 @# W$ wdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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* K; O  d; q; i$ ~2 {did not get the first one, where is the pun

" A6 }0 B: Z9 P  @' v+ Ki get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

8 z2 }, p; Z0 p; l: Adid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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5 s4 O4 z: n) D9 F) ]i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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