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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. , Z: @% ]2 U5 v& f! L9 Z% k2 H" v
1 G5 m; ^. x) P& R4 u/ Y" `Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. , Q- S* {) P3 }) x; ?5 Q* O
Nurses are known to be hot to trot"./ v* p4 u+ J. {8 z
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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8 }! ^9 v) A; g$ hDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 2 B! E' Z+ M- g* I
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ) @7 N( b8 l8 M" y2 J, G8 D$ P
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
9 y& A4 s9 `6 `" @7 c% |7 g/ jbut teachers are just too frigid".0 O- h! V* o8 ?' x) X8 J( t* w* M* |
, m) g! u8 w$ j6 n/ {& ]The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 7 W9 G; I1 @: g3 @. o! s
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
{' e! L1 E5 j, E: v$ Qpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ) C4 `7 B( w! j
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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0 [2 ?2 u; M8 [The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
% c' T' \$ M, g2 ^5 Dwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
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in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.$ d1 f+ a. p& ^5 ?! v
# D3 b4 s* Z; _- _! P5 M5 n7 vDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as `' e5 |7 b& E4 d M7 r% @& j
their voices." 2 K. ]3 }6 v: p7 S z, v5 E
7 Y7 h: S1 y* T; CThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
% r# o' S% M; s4 Y$ C# J1 theard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your : t3 q# m* ^" O
three minutes are up." ' C5 A6 O9 N1 @, W
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ! G4 e# ^- C4 x% H' C+ k
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.: F) k, E) L: Y
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
) L# h' z4 P: D& Z) tman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only ( @7 [7 o% W1 y* B2 B1 @* @) u6 H
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 7 p7 F; k F3 u# ~
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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& q# D: E: i/ g: b" y# P; O3 q& ?The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry , d( E6 S3 Z9 K, e5 S; k9 K) \" q: k
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 3 h$ Q" [' \4 `8 R B
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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