Laying down some rules

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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
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. v! m# W! Y% c+ v) fHis new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not."

StarHelena

haha! it's really funny! Keep on!

lader

haha，so funny!