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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? : h0 o/ ?0 y# g9 q4 e- m* B
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. : K6 {/ p# u' F: _/ z8 L5 h
George: Great. Lay it on me.
; D& Z* ] j* e. ICondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
$ t$ O5 p" T. oGeorge: That's what I want to know. 2 G+ Q2 j7 z! p, s; K/ V" e& P
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
; q& |# V4 F. P+ w; `, JGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? & N8 E9 C- m* X
Condi: Yes. ( } j. a) T* S i+ @' x
George: I mean the fellow's name. 0 h' i, t {8 O l
Condi: Hu. # T- `3 R1 S. \4 x/ }
George: The guy in China. % ^( q2 x+ ~8 C C
Condi: Hu.
3 i7 e) c2 z. b, A1 ^. V zGeorge: The new leader of China. . p6 X+ L8 I* [- }. i
Condi: Hu. 3 r- _7 m. Y0 n) n/ Y/ I$ O8 E; y+ f
George: The Chinaman!
! A% @- z) p4 N- K: E/ PCondi: Hu is leading China. + r/ o) g( k8 ]1 O
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? * ?' o5 O/ t2 R0 k
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
& ]! {" ]/ |" a' PGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
# I. a9 e% T: B0 r# lCondi: That's the man's name. & j9 i& P5 _4 {3 U: k
George: That's who's name? 3 F, O* w6 q2 W" ^6 I1 k0 R: X
Condi: Yes. ( U$ m9 [; U& c# |1 a8 U q, }
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 3 q( v) z3 d, A. C, N' P) [5 z. w. N
Condi: Yes, sir.
: f8 s: o7 G& u1 Q6 J7 dGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. . p" y& d* y6 Z% c' N* q4 h
Condi: That's correct. & P# s( b: j" A4 M$ s6 S
George: Then who is in China? , N. q' ?& @. ?
Condi: Yes, sir. ( d/ Y$ b1 s' B9 S/ i! V
George: Yassir is in China?
- W3 ~) n/ u9 j- R) oCondi: No, sir.
, X- B) c7 J. r' i, wGeorge: Then who is?
1 I5 d. S$ E* vCondi: Yes, sir. 2 j0 [# s% Z+ ]) k5 `
George: Yassir? 4 Q; O: T% n8 h2 i* @9 ~
Condi: No, sir.
# J7 P. {% w7 a4 m4 H% \George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
) {& O3 L( L6 T" B$ k* _) j5 cCondi: Kofi? 2 r# N, P4 x# h; n
George: No, thanks. . z7 o0 Z0 p; x( `' D9 A' D$ ^
Condi: You want Kofi?
: R' v, e* }5 @4 f$ ^George: No. + t5 `2 {; {7 [
Condi: You don't want Kofi. 1 M7 p3 O' g0 h, ~/ v
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
& H: K5 O. Y. M4 {Condi: Yes, sir. 5 N: J; k2 S7 y- b5 q
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. $ V, B9 r2 w3 Q7 G& b$ l
Condi: Kofi?
! ~. |% H$ i L6 D- D: QGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ' q" @) ?$ h: l) w3 @
Condi: And call who?
' M) L! x, ~2 _0 z( ~/ }; _' yGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- Q' S% ?- s! y# nCondi: Hu is the guy in China. 4 ?$ z- ~, p9 |; {8 R
George: Will you stay out of China?! " Y# M: h3 w- B: S, y& Y6 h
Condi: Yes, sir. * u! |4 \% h1 x& A- y- `( N
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. $ E/ I# ~, L6 _1 S+ d
Condi: Kofi.
8 o C) G9 q u7 NGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
/ C( C( ]( B7 ^' ](Condi picks up the phone.) 2 c8 m4 k$ `# G+ l8 T5 U6 d
Condi: Rice, here.
# P6 v9 z! R |* MGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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