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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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+ E5 S" ]+ X! \2 B4 eGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
+ ^2 l% c- n9 K% ]6 x" f/ t. dCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 G2 F# L- w- v9 `George: Great. Lay it on me.
# a2 w" W5 r6 M( U0 OCondi: Hu is the new leader of China. * Z# v% E1 x' L
George: That's what I want to know. 9 l5 X3 a# m9 @- p
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: v! H' a* R3 q8 H3 @! u TGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? . p, P1 v: ?9 O; V" Y
Condi: Yes. . a8 X# A) L# x1 N. w
George: I mean the fellow's name.
+ L" D5 i$ e! i* MCondi: Hu. A4 S% E; ?. j% b! T T2 _# m
George: The guy in China. / J* M8 V9 c1 L
Condi: Hu. " U. K0 q. h0 L& S2 I' J$ J; q- @
George: The new leader of China. : u5 n1 [$ j: x& D# ^5 b
Condi: Hu. 6 u, k7 Y' { ?
George: The Chinaman!
/ @, U6 x: L- v0 T- H2 r. n# [. NCondi: Hu is leading China.
7 U3 c0 c& W+ o+ b PGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
: M4 h$ ?0 Q( C& Q" D2 s2 nCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ( g. Y% ]2 \" E/ y0 { R
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" {5 [) p! Y# K% G% T# d3 KCondi: That's the man's name.
( T# u& w+ }3 Q% ~4 f5 L" xGeorge: That's who's name? 5 R" i) Y; b& K' m. I7 }& w1 x; q
Condi: Yes.
9 e3 [- m a8 G- f* ]+ MGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 7 E, @ W! r; }% n& l) H, e
Condi: Yes, sir. 7 H, V9 T5 J, K; ~. e. s) x
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( `. ~" F' R' D: t8 A7 x. m3 zCondi: That's correct.
+ d! @- p% T4 _! Y: GGeorge: Then who is in China? $ |/ P. B& B( k& D, X% q# X/ z
Condi: Yes, sir.
6 s6 [# z: Q5 W# E3 W4 N* ?& _, EGeorge: Yassir is in China? , E$ F5 O( }. G3 W _) o) a& }
Condi: No, sir. + b% G6 e2 g6 l) O4 X. D
George: Then who is?
L7 P. H# d/ v) R1 W: x' rCondi: Yes, sir.
; c$ E$ i H. W$ R1 p" q, d- X3 yGeorge: Yassir? 2 i8 U6 o& p' Y# b) z; i" F& j5 P
Condi: No, sir. ( {- f# G* s4 q7 A3 c
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- K% c, ^5 y/ s+ n) [% dCondi: Kofi? 1 |3 ^( \' t+ y# ?. F
George: No, thanks.
/ D- D B' W% e# l. ?7 B4 b xCondi: You want Kofi? * N0 G" J1 V- h6 i: l
George: No.
$ C& Q& V' o. u. G* {/ {$ XCondi: You don't want Kofi.
( Q% n$ C" V, c$ Y' u' SGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ! l! R/ N0 t6 X/ R p1 I/ {. ?8 s
Condi: Yes, sir.
- [1 ^' \7 n" s. v1 }George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. & b0 U& r- ]9 h8 i# J
Condi: Kofi? * ~4 h& w% j0 ^8 \( Z
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ T6 u- J/ F% p" K7 Z! N5 y- \Condi: And call who? : C8 z/ R A+ Y3 \8 l
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
2 C5 A( p( O3 A% P" L1 ]7 }Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
6 h- V* P( H: l T' `* G" \' HGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
6 b0 S0 Q7 B! U5 f9 p p& m3 |9 JCondi: Yes, sir.
* P* z( S' f" tGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
& d& x7 Q6 m2 X$ ?- D6 S/ QCondi: Kofi.
& P7 T# h. r" T: x' k' w3 aGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
; r0 @0 }( F, [; u( R! b) w(Condi picks up the phone.)
% ^- A& K( u( j5 y- k) UCondi: Rice, here.
2 f9 ^* G3 ?- U, X5 L0 c) K8 lGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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