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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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9 t4 g( M2 |; ]& eWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 0 l/ R, b" ~- z# y& Z
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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0 m6 v6 L; m+ P7 L1 v4 IWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. : M4 d1 h0 i5 U1 }9 q( y
& x$ K& J w J: P. C2 N# f$ L7 N" mA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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