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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?, {0 L7 }' j- ]. T8 R% H- T" B
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
6 j' ]+ s6 t" Z* D When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?8 k9 ~3 D9 c& v( o# ^0 s
A: Tell him you're pregnant.) D: L; l- g x, e
0 I1 s4 k( _$ K. l/ P' t+ T1 PQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
; S2 Q. X k5 |6 H! @4 dA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses., W* V2 c2 X$ N
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 s8 J6 P3 Y5 T5 l/ m ]A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
5 m% p3 u/ k/ c% s5 P! SA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
p% L: G2 v; b# l( @+ R. }2 cA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
8 e- U3 \2 ?0 z, N7 O1 oA: Their foreheads.
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) ]! n# m6 N7 u9 I$ SQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?# |- s E8 X9 Z- \, w" i9 X
A: "I remember these." |
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