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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.2 t9 m- L. L6 k2 ^: P
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(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. * f, _* V5 S2 w+ Z0 i& |
# C8 ]6 F- @' j3 Y/ t- i& X" V* \9 j(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! * t9 J! h( n( Y' u4 b) u
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(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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' Z+ L& Q- \; ^1 f(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 3 f" y1 p2 C& f+ f4 d8 O% d
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
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) ?; E* ~$ D2 G: H( G! ^5 @(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!9 q5 E0 G! w$ s+ B
3 H" j }& s5 W2 Y; O; {(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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