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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 1 D# E; M- Y0 S$ {' A% h5 o
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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; { Y4 N4 o4 v0 V+ V9 s. r”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”/ Y0 z4 [: V. P1 X) o2 ` c
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0 i3 M8 J, @% GThe scale says: Sorry, no change today) b/ \& N7 j2 @5 i7 x8 t
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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