Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 i7 o; \. m- m9 iMARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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1 y# T5 E* t# F0 F, d6 xTEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
$ Q3 _# n  v( h! h8 ?) h, y$ k/ gJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
2 j. y1 D+ f- h% C3 D: h; u- pGLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
/ ?  o7 `8 m0 t, e1 @2 `) Q9 A/ oTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
1 t4 n4 T3 U1 Y; ~5 X7 DGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
- T% d0 W1 P0 r' BDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
/ d; Y( r, e$ x) W) a4 E( GDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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: X6 p7 H/ A' ~- BTEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
  o. e/ q2 q5 E& @9 P$ a1 O% vWINNIE:     Me!
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3 z. K8 t1 _: C$ XTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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5 L: T5 y. c4 F  W; m6 NTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
- y7 z1 W4 a) d) h. w! c% vTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
( V) b- v" N4 M4 n. {* ~1 oMILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
& z1 |% E8 w: p, j/ ]& k% xLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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% z* d  n* e/ x( B8 CTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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! d/ O* m5 q" r1 K) o# ]3 L. w/ OTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
1 B" l, ^# b) Y* M  {5 _/ s2 I. BCLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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( R2 ?0 @" _* \: z6 M8 ?TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 n* m: X; e, @% M% BHAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)