Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
) P; g5 Q/ g6 _+ V% GTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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3 e+ C+ h6 i3 S1 uTEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
' V# w1 H& l, HDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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2 T( I! A  Q; K3 fTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
  X' `0 f5 q/ w! h4 K! iTEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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4 S- C5 b6 U* q- z: [2 {TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; Z- X+ l( N( d" c9 VLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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* k% n( F' j* M# [TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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: W; g4 D$ B( v- O; j# YTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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* Q+ [6 B7 o4 e: K$ GTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)