Good, Better and Best

Xbfeng

GOOD:
3 X6 J2 R0 R& y% T6 eA Saskatchewan policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read
" m6 _% G' v4 E" m+ s/ o! P"RADAR TRAPAHEAD" . The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)

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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Edmonton AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
Being cute,  he sent the police department a picture of $40.
The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan R.C.M.P.Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M.P. Ball."
" X! `+ k+ z5 mHe replied, "Ma'am, Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. don't have balls."
* C2 z$ e0 Y( n# p+ b( @' H7 g: bThere was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.
9 \2 W2 Y5 O/ e% g, I9 u& C0 aHe then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off.

織紗千影

Don't really get the last one

Xbfeng

原帖由 織紗千影 于 2008-5-24 11:34 发表
" ]' w( @/ h5 i0 rDon't really get the last one

"Ma'am, Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. don't have boss."

織紗千影

oicic~ haha

jiujiu

really funny

Dumber

overtherainbow

原帖由 織紗千影 于 2008-5-24 11:34 发表
Don't really get the last one

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Xbfeng

原帖由 Xbfeng 于 2008-5-24 11:40 发表
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"Ma'am, Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. don't have boss."

" v6 ~/ \7 W, Y5 kSorry for the wrong explanation.
  w& F5 E. E- ^- ~6 BYou may find same word in the "Spaghetti" joke. The word means "mannish" and has an opposite meaning of "feminine".