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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
3 o; [" @- ]) n( j7 rAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'( _9 H$ S0 q! m6 F: }, b0 W {
! t, n( [3 c( {- yThe Cowboy says: 6 U) ?1 Z7 R `
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.. c l# z4 ~$ ]4 S" y0 s) m
0 l3 B7 e' D' e6 t% O: {Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
: o$ j' l# F) [- l% g, XThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 s- u6 _; h$ W R. e5 h) B
2 f8 f; v9 D, Z7 m7 {. b, MThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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1 Z1 r7 A; `8 I! U' [# Z2 jSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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