The pregnant lady

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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She  immediately moved to another seat.

6 V7 L0 {# F; j+ x5 wThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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0 Y. M, h. O# d3 }+ oThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.

$ f8 M& E# g6 KThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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! \- S8 l) E  N9 w- O3 v4 v* yThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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4 r8 L+ m; B8 x4 l+ WThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly  contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented  this Accident"... I just lost it."
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" Q+ g' s/ R8 F" Z0 G“Case Dismissed”

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Funny

没心没肺

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