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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.' d1 u# Y% U/ z. b/ L
/ C& g/ P5 r2 D7 b/ _( f+ aThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.: u1 g- X# \' v5 @; v7 @; P
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.& b; ~. F! D# S6 l$ o# D% @
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The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.+ ]9 e( \, D u8 B
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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. h; l' w, q5 i' @ VThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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- M5 E/ o8 {1 T6 N4 e$ ]BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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“Case Dismissed” |
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