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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ P$ e, M3 w+ |2 W
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
3 ~6 v4 q. N8 T l0 ]0 d& e, Y9 H: b The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they3 d$ F! T7 i6 p3 ]. G
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you2 k, M4 f! D" l3 W% T
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just/ q6 B4 M8 K5 x
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
