Woman: a new element

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Element Name: WOMAN

Symbol: WO
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Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)
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Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.
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  E7 U' G& x7 F' z- wChemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

& [5 c, c# T" g% oUsage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
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Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

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I saw something similar to this one before~