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: k* ~+ j) a& q: hIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.$ `' ~0 P8 j% K
; I6 s+ B. J( g3 O$ ]8 d0 kIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation., a! L0 Z; W7 q" Z& r
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.5 d- ~8 B, b; W5 b) p
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
' n7 Q' a2 ?1 U' XIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- q8 g4 o% _2 G. w s5 S2 {If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.) Q L3 j7 n3 g7 |; R/ f( | B
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.& O/ {# h9 v- l9 k5 O9 z1 r
1 t% t0 e1 Z" N: MIf you cry, you're a wimp.
+ n4 i- }5 d6 A& nIf you don't, you're insensitive.5 f7 k3 e9 c# k/ r0 y j
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
% ?, u+ w! }0 v+ l1 C/ CIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.* p& z! O$ S* u2 C* x: h7 E
If she asks you, it's a favor.( v: q, }* G7 }0 N! N9 q
& h. E0 R4 T* X0 I9 |( q# }If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.- G5 X+ Y, H& ^
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.& t) _) K0 L0 W8 ^8 d" c
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.3 v1 e/ d6 ]# A
, C3 [! m6 e% W1 }: w% H& t$ c4 f7 {If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.- z% ]0 O& Z% j% A
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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If she has a headache, she's tired.& B( W$ W# ~- }! H& o' `
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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