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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. X" v4 l7 k: E7 G+ r4 c
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation./ Q, L) a+ s( z) d
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.& p9 M8 f5 c! G; w3 A$ n! b1 E
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
2 j. q/ n( l' G5 I. w$ qIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
1 W, _8 {9 ?4 ]' aIf you don't, you're insensitive." M* r+ ~0 F, K' W- e2 X' }, c
' t% Z7 P2 h M; e2 ]3 fIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.7 b( I" I* Z* B" D" k
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.! _3 U9 ?6 S9 Z
If she asks you, it's a favor.: V; H7 R9 S ^9 {' ~; T; J1 K
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# }+ a$ e3 Y# fIf you don't, you're a slob.0 ]) `- m1 b$ ^- f; ]
! W# H# P/ S; [* V7 X' NIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- W+ G2 _: M3 L2 F0 YIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.4 X- ~0 o; v: l
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If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.! |0 L6 ^3 ]( p. _+ T j
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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* J; K+ |9 e5 I% s8 aIf she has a headache, she's tired.
6 I* `- w" |: e: C5 A* t. K( gIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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