The cow from Woy Woy

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The only cow in a small town in Latrobe Valley in Victoria, stopped giving milk. The people did some research & found they could buy a cow up in Woy Woy in N.S.W, , for $200. They bought the cow from Woy Woy in N.S.W & the cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all of the time, & the people were pleased & very happy.

( O: D, N4 O, tThey decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow & produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry about their milk supply again. They bought a bull & put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull & he could not succeed in his quest.
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The people were very upset & decided to ask the local Veterinarian, who was very wise, what to do. They told the vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away" they said. "If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side & she walks away to the other side."
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" j4 r7 p( `/ v0 }- ?The veterinarian thinks about this for a minute & asks, "Did you buy this cow in Woy Woy in N.S.W?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow in Woy Woy?"

; V# x  ~  d# N0 NThe veterinarian replied, with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is from Woy Woy !"

織紗千影

Dumber

Haha,

lington

The funniest joke today.

織紗千影

I don't get it...
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9527

they are all from Woy Woy!!! they have same problem, no approaching.

lington

原帖由 織紗千影 于 2008-4-29 18:15 发表
I don't get it...
( e! A* t% ~5 `: [9 S  zCan anyone explain this to me?

, \+ Y) C$ ]1 l" F1 V! ?2 S7 s) Y嗯嗯嗯，清清嗓子，很严肃地说：

话说烂萝卜村从喔依喔依村买了一头母牛，产奶很高，村民很高兴，心想，如果以后这头良种奶牛生了良种小奶牛，村民喝奶就不愁了，于是决定再去喔依喔村买一头公牛。公牛买回来了，就开始了配种。奶牛不配合。公牛从前面来，奶牛掉头往后面走，公牛从后面来，奶牛往前面跑，烂萝卜村的村民很是不解，于是请教兽医，把情况说了。兽医沉泞片刻，说,你们的奶牛是不是从喔依喔依村买来的？烂萝卜村的村民大吃一惊，说，这就神了，我们都没同他说，他怎么知道奶牛是从喔依喔依村买的。只见兽医遥望前方，茫然若失地说，‘我老婆也是来自喔依喔依村啊。’(言下之意就是------------------------------------------
; T' b" @; ^- a$ n! a3 L" G& m6 O$ W------------------------------------------兽医自己...要。。。跟。。。老婆。。那个..兽医老婆不配合...兽医从前面来，兽医老婆掉头往后面走，兽医从后面来，兽医老婆往前面跑...同样症状. 你的，现在明白？

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没心没肺

原帖由 lington 于 2008-4-29 22:25 发表
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* Q1 S* w9 t1 D/ J1 s+ A0 o嗯嗯嗯，清清嗓子，很严肃地说：

; Y: n0 B! v$ `3 |$ M3 l话说烂萝卜村从喔依喔依村买了一头母牛，产奶很高，村民很高兴，心想，如果以后这头良种奶牛生了良种小奶牛，村民喝奶就不愁了，于是决定再去喔依喔村买一头公牛。公牛买回来了 ...

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織紗千影

哦
我明白了 ^^"
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