Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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7 j3 g- O6 T. ~. {+ d7 n- e SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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- M- }4 Z8 s5 f& v& }8 _* F, d' J THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


- }0 Y' G$ g( x, S2 K5 |: ^8 ^9 ^8 w "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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6 Q  k6 k& k  v A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


! \3 n) P/ ^* B- ~, i WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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! G& z: `- m) L3 h6 N, p "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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5 ?+ i8 U$ ?3 W: ]% A* o THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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3 V7 x, w# P2 O4 V/ {2 e NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


IMPRESSIVE..


. w5 k  y, v  A SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


, [" Q* ~/ g4 f1 L+ n SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

HAHAHA~
I read a similar one before~