Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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; ^1 R8 E) j* G) J" C2 ?! D "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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- v; X5 ^# T$ E1 C I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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; u+ L; @- i# f THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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$ b1 ^0 Q8 \: `$ u6 L THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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; ~# S( k% v5 m8 N- [ NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS


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3 x9 a& s7 v: A+ U SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


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! B/ H/ a. x( ~' _5 g' u, h4 d THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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& P) e: h0 S; {. D$ F- S8 z+ ?3 K THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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' d- J" m* h; k8 o: R0 s LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~