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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.4 w. e' p8 ^3 K" ^4 ~+ o
, n1 C2 ]* g( f$ xYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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7 j( J( {) [# J( ~* rWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"! Q( w* g% Z# @& Z
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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