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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car." q' H2 @1 c! Q
- a0 }+ a7 S( p/ H% ~. }You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?: U8 W( U/ ?6 K, {& v, B
* u" o5 S' l# @9 oWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"6 }9 L2 n6 J" F/ r: J8 _
( T# }; z. Z" @) d, j6 w5 l.... and that's when the fight started. |
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