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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
9 c1 p% m" V1 {/ N+ U% H. ehad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was" h9 ]. `. i1 t( G9 b) a
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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$ R0 ?5 Y6 T( o% E& s& q3 i$ vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very. p" n/ k+ b4 j
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down; n# V9 h8 h7 ^( E1 ^$ t
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
7 {' k/ E6 x1 ^, b3 O. Udeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else./ x5 w, K) e" y. T4 G( [
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$ R" }0 @/ W& u3 J- w) W3 f9 tOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
. G3 e* r5 D7 Y' B M, bover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
% @5 k$ k3 F6 B- w. v/ rwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
# Y6 v* i! y5 P) z+ }) y3 N g# i! Jovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and, s3 q7 J$ d* ^% ?, H
committed my life to her sister.- q0 t0 ~( d6 Z- H( x
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She$ G! }* v# g) X
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild9 n ?! i/ v) b. f
fling, just come up and get me."$ O* G& L1 H k N& w0 F. ^
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9 [: ~; |) M9 M8 H8 bI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
m- \5 f- S5 d& ~the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline4 ^( u9 v$ c; B9 l: Q! {
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards- x' j1 Z* }. g& p8 R
my car.
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( u2 _7 N; b* Y1 h' j% u$ UTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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- l2 j7 a ?: \$ h: O' hWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: u9 `2 | n0 t! g/ h% c/ ysaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
! K6 b* O+ }" g; r& l! w! L Uask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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. p9 J) ~1 X) `3 u# n. GAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 _3 S! r. ~* U6 A: }/ ?8 Y! J8 x
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