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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. & R* X  E, M1 H! m) Q3 |
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
$ g! O9 ^* ^: Q8 ^! v" z/ b. \When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's: A; a1 ]9 l+ \! r# ?2 ]/ j
family was invited over to see the baby.
% t8 z( d4 h$ Z$ p- d' v$ l% ~Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
5 S4 i) W% o9 p3 gwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
4 g/ @9 f; a* p- P2 }: ]His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
/ J0 J2 c2 n* p! Kabout the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
% k4 D3 u) j0 c: l" j, k, Pwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
! c; ]7 o4 M( f$ s. L1 DLittle Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
2 M6 N. G  n- x% y$ g; x% UWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
4 Q; W% @# a" I  B) qbaby.'8 I9 K% Q6 N3 q6 j! }
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
+ k, t4 e+ ^8 _: T) w; Q% `$ nJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful; @  A: z4 A. D$ y5 C
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can0 e3 h9 t$ M4 K+ h$ d
he see?'
. f7 \* [# Z: T' v. ?3 K7 X" H'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said3 F) f3 i2 S  |2 q
he has 20/20 vision.'5 a# Z# }9 k& Y. S5 x, J5 Q: c* O4 W

* m3 s7 w+ {* S% s) {( O7 D2 y# F'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he7 @! t. y* V) _$ U
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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