Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
/ c# s( E- b& k* [- b, C. G( ?2 Q- pif your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

# c8 ^8 g0 Z9 s. p2 ]I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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+ I4 }3 m# v* n; _: T' j. j( aPractice makes perfect....
  u& ?2 n& }9 G& S1 O/ OBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

$ `! |. m$ I& H7 u$ @3 oIf it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
9 L7 c7 \& z& J8 \& L4 mpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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+ S$ s8 M5 K% T6 ]$ wMoney is not everything.
  M/ _, ]+ H$ A  z0 h) o! C3 kThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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  S9 g0 l3 A; ^  P0 h' @One should love animals.
( |5 m1 @% P2 M) g; @They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
; b. B! V1 Y' c" I/ J0 UAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
# K4 B6 l( h5 \2 a9 h' D% Gand when they marry they become otherwise.
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2 @: F: f7 d: a5 u/ \: P- {Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

" S" l" K' x  q' Y3 |3 B& _0 LNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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- F; b; y+ x9 k1 `5 m3 D. z* M"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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6 d2 v6 `6 v9 M+ cThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
- O4 S( |0 {8 P# |( M, C- NBut why take the risk
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5 o% n: q) G" W% X8 n"Work fascinates me"
7 o! h3 F$ @/ P- ], sI can look at it for hours
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6 x; e, {' M2 Q. H# ]% x# Q' KGod made relatives;
) _$ ?0 q: w# P# s4 M$ JThank God we can choose our friends.
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- H  P+ @; `6 G0 G- w0 J2 AThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
, a0 |0 r! B- f9 q9 EThe more you forget, the less you know
/ V0 t4 [  s' ~0 g/ NSo.. why learn.

' D1 H4 X) P; p) @& g9 lA bus station is where a bus stops.
$ J: d9 v2 v  fA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
+ q4 Y; o/ y' X, n& k' P6 z7 n9 E5 \what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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