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if your father-in-law is a poor man," b" q& e& x7 A7 \' E
it's your stupidity.
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* I" X( W. u E$ | o% KI was born intelligent -
7 S" P) ?! q' h- _, g8 T, heducation ruined me.( C3 B2 Z5 _* P9 k' |
. g* b. |- V0 W: Z' APractice makes perfect....
8 R! J% H. ]$ OBut nobody's perfect......
3 Y7 o' X1 ^0 k. _& p' j( Jso why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
& T( `) A2 s6 R H% z, c5 vthen what exactly are the others here for?$ c3 | A% o0 J1 _" K8 S7 F& V$ h! ?( x' f
; B' }/ m" ]. @) D/ ESince light travels faster than sound,
* b) o6 b+ W! O4 |) J% t8 J* \people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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6 d P% x! v- n0 yMoney is not everything.- f* S R# P% S' l5 m. m$ f( w
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
: {3 Z9 M" N: `6 CThey are so tasty.7 V$ \9 o# j, i& ~/ L7 l
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman5 f0 g" D' g9 K: A; o6 T, ?
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
5 l N* ?' _, e& e1 Y0 mAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in. q$ D ~/ o% |7 b1 N) r2 V$ G
life.! m) h) ?# A: d2 W2 v
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The wise never marry.2 l. m/ W9 ^# Z) W
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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) f$ M! r2 `9 Y5 sSuccess is a relative term.
0 b8 [& n& m: ^It brings so many relatives.
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: U. U2 D5 x7 K, K: KNever put off the work till tomorrow6 e8 ?, c/ L. L) J
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
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3 G! e2 Y- {4 |& f# MThere should be a better way to start a day% ]) m! q1 s2 A3 N. y+ `3 s' q
Than waking up every morning, }# v! @2 u- n* ]
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
! E4 r0 ]# k7 K* M6 ]: ?But why take the risk
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1 K, `! D# l, I4 l7 r% l' X5 N"Work fascinates me"
4 O+ j( f: p k3 O/ o. o* ]- O5 TI can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;7 y; x: J* \5 K( y$ x
Thank God we can choose our friends.( w6 m3 q7 G; t; Z& t
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The more you learn, the more you know,* R1 k( S8 U; S6 z* K
The more you know, the more you forget
" J# `# e( c$ n% h1 T6 n, kThe more you forget, the less you know
. ^* s, z0 w ^ ^% u5 q1 dSo.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.! z" a) Q/ S6 p4 g+ C" {( ]8 W
A train station is where a train stops.+ w7 q' e7 ^- | l
On my desk, I have a work station....
' D W! V- N# U9 C4 B2 o! b$ \what more can I say........) ?1 b+ }2 x% T! z: R: w' J
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