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发表于 2008-3-16 21:19 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
1 @( d0 u0 g; v/ H. u9 E* A' [it's your stupidity.
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7 ]  O+ o! w) f, lI was born intelligent -
& ~1 N( _; O$ x0 ]% Eeducation ruined me.
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& w1 q5 \$ J# ^! g5 }+ s0 OPractice makes perfect...." [0 N* Q& P7 n# |# S9 m
But nobody's perfect......5 f: l) Y1 @  V
so why practice?
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$ x- [; p' f2 v  W& UIf it's true that we are here to help others,
8 m8 V2 O/ U& y, ?* {; a4 E# cthen what exactly are the others here for?# \5 i/ h& y8 ~" W6 \; e
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Since light travels faster than sound,7 H! s# C$ L9 E. B# m4 `
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
* u4 o% N* `( KThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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6 X5 n5 A* A3 n- ?One should love animals.: O1 c) i2 B" A/ c; L% N( B5 L4 d
They are so tasty.! W3 ~- @$ B" R: S
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman" n4 y5 r9 i8 D' c- G% f
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two." w) }. M" I- K4 \

5 d' m: {4 V8 z3 A2 E3 WEvery man should marry.4 y& {# A7 N7 W  ~0 j1 ]7 ~' |, `
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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5 u. U7 }, f7 H) U2 P" PThe wise never marry.
8 s% F- b, P3 N: Y" M3 p7 ^. F3 Tand when they marry they become otherwise.4 k# I2 n6 W+ C  w8 ^

2 r5 ?9 H" C/ A+ p) V2 XSuccess is a relative term.
; B. D$ v* H. L! S  ^It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow# v" ]% ^# Z- k0 S; a
what you can put off today.8 |) T! ]$ z+ F9 K- o' X6 G& F
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"/ b% A; G+ A1 C
So go to sleep# H, b% G& Z- e0 `3 S

" }! b8 u- ?5 ^% ^/ |5 O3 `3 YThere should be a better way to start a day
* X9 {1 L; A- Q' O# `5 W9 [/ WThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"8 i9 B+ X- _1 Y
But why take the risk- ?1 p* W/ U) W- z
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"Work fascinates me": X1 E0 a* Q, p' B6 d
I can look at it for hours: t+ q1 o7 E3 ]  t
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God made relatives;
3 K2 Q/ K6 \7 N, R$ E+ d% W& xThank God we can choose our friends.9 Y4 X2 P* J$ b; [5 L
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The more you learn, the more you know,
( I- O& J/ h2 oThe more you know, the more you forget& z$ F3 n% ~. W0 z1 i
The more you forget, the less you know
# q" z3 k6 u" D3 y- Y3 W+ ]So.. why learn.7 U5 W2 v& X) d2 m
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A bus station is where a bus stops.# h% X. V; x2 M- [  P9 p9 L9 Q
A train station is where a train stops.
' A+ d, h+ _7 G- j9 I5 [1 R( p# jOn my desk, I have a work station....3 f, y. ~. v* U1 J# h+ N, ~
what more can I say........
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发表于 2008-3-17 15:17 | 显示全部楼层
Hilarious!
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发表于 2008-3-17 16:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lol
8 Q1 t* o# r% x9 `4 q& U3 ?love it ^^
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