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发表于 2008-3-12 22:44 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately. They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container of vanilla pudding inside.# M$ J+ O* ^: M4 f0 ~: @. Q# _

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9 d7 b7 }* H6 q0 O. GDetermined to find the goods, the process continues for the rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have been opened. They didn't find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes. Disappointed the head gangster said, "Well, at least they left something for us to eat."
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The next day, while listening to the news they hear:"Yesterday the largest SPERM bank in the USA was robbed by an unknown group of people

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[ 本帖最后由 小叶子 于 2008-3-12 23:54 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-3-12 23:17 | 显示全部楼层
too funny, really laugh out loud
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发表于 2008-3-12 23:28 | 显示全部楼层
lmao..
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发表于 2008-3-13 06:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
看完之後覺得很好笑...
7 T( g8 Q& c: P可是再想的時候, 覺得有點嘔心 @.@...
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发表于 2008-3-13 06:02 | 显示全部楼层
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請問什麼是 lmao?
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-13 11:31 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 織紗千影 于 2008-3-13 07:02 发表 * k2 e; H) O5 K! Y+ z# P
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LMAO means 'laugh my ass off'
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发表于 2008-3-13 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-3-13 15:58 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 小叶子 于 13-3-2008 11:31 发表
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5 @! s  K/ g% s1 }3 ?$ `6 u8 fLMAO means 'laugh my ass off'
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謝謝妳告訴我^^
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发表于 2008-3-13 17:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
OMG
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发表于 2008-3-13 19:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
They suck
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发表于 2008-3-13 20:31 | 显示全部楼层
lol
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