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# e- x6 u3 S! }; u3 R9 @Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
$ K7 h; c! R" s+ A/ |Maria: Here it is.
% ~* d+ o7 o( i3 y( z$ `Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? 1 L- G. c5 q# [/ p \
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 3 _ n. q; f# W2 ?8 w7 H* c( K" n
John: You told me to do it without using tables. $ L3 O3 G) f3 C" q
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 8 c7 ?8 T& a; w0 p3 ~4 n @1 H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
" i3 f" \# @: ` o: ?Teacher: No, that's wrong - {# `. u/ b- t4 f* P8 x6 A; w5 ~
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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. o5 W% n9 h( P- K' M9 eTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
7 e' s7 B; E0 E2 ]Donald: H I J K L M N O. 9 i7 u0 [2 ?& R6 ~
Teacher: What are you talking about? 8 ?/ w4 z6 I: D* A
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 9 Z' t+ B0 N" H( K/ b4 x; Z4 R- F+ C
7 V) P; ~: v0 {( N# c- r' CTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. . W5 x: V& b) r0 S0 [! S: ]/ B9 Y
Winnie: Me!
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: d5 _6 Z$ b' [* qTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? / M2 b5 Q" r0 D2 x- ?0 O7 d
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." ) ^" Y2 a6 Z* z! W+ T
Millie: I is... ; b. q* Y) a3 I/ b% f4 x; u6 z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
! N( G2 B( I) s% r3 `+ jMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
1 s2 x4 t, Z' e0 O; T& m6 kLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ( Q1 T$ x8 [& T6 z
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ; }. K7 J" u( I- R1 {5 o8 h3 {
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ S) A8 [: S2 j8 n5 T+ @Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 2 j5 P; ^$ m0 D2 {
1 w) u9 K) F6 _) p4 k6 i: W6 KTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? # V4 f+ J Y2 ?7 |4 S+ J4 H" h
Harold: A teacher
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