Kids are Quick

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Kids are Quick
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! X1 o' k: d) ]4 MTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
" r! R8 ^0 l0 G9 O# Q: R" t% dMaria: Here it is.
9 G3 j# n5 y* v2 D" S' ~Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
- Q* e* H0 B# h1 a5 Y5 m1 J8 ]Class: Maria.
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( M8 D- D4 g0 {( ?" cTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
1 Q& j/ Q% @% v( t: b6 yJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 q. _5 {# d( h% [! E3 d: \Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 P, S* }* H: vDonald: H I J K L M N O.
/ o" N" u6 I4 n' k# cTeacher: What are you talking about?
& g8 S" i6 D1 x+ m' PDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

0 D: t- M" @7 o1 Q6 p" X  H/ fTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. O) [5 J; v& S  a8 F! gMillie: I is...
9 A8 n+ x3 ~; ?7 [Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
/ ^( E! V" O# G3 V: J) y6 F: O( |Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

" j0 k4 f' ^' x- f3 iTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

* m8 I1 ~7 l" ~Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
9 Y7 B# B# N/ W) _, x1 KClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
8 H. G) S$ s4 B4 B2 YHarold: A teacher

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omg!
The last one is GREAT!

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