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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'5 @8 q1 z( q5 Z4 |1 w% r- A6 E
The girl said: NO!'
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' z% x# U) W) Q! g# s' |And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,7 w/ J& |' H  J5 ^
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" `" ]+ s; ^  r0 {$ THad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
3 X2 J9 i- v' H+ D3 HGet fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had" p- m8 k; G2 h  y" V9 y
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched1 |/ j  J- Y, @
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
2 U0 T) l4 I! {High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in6 m- M3 b9 o0 w% I
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.7 r4 \/ x1 ?( x2 E  X

7 T2 X- d8 W; ]1 T0 OThe End
鲜花(85) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
理袁律师事务所
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
鲜花(1394) 鸡蛋(16)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
大型搬家
鲜花(173) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
; ^" o% ]; b( y6 @9 fWhat does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 4 E: P+ Y  v& ^/ ]7 b6 p
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表
0 U% L, l! \5 EWhat does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny6 I+ O( k- x3 Q+ g9 P0 W2 x7 B
"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
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And her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies.../ @3 b/ Z- x% n3 d* r
And her job is secure forever...
老柳教车
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 7 t; P1 r5 Z3 x- _1 @! N
What does this story mean?
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you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表 $ s8 W; }* W! T" q" y
you don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!

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% l3 O8 o0 o; d' o& n. \% o% A7 w# `赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表   f) l* G; h$ y, \4 K

$ }: P. K3 C, u. \$ [  u老杨的这句英文说的好
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: X2 V6 f! J! B) r4 uWell, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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