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这是同事发给我的，可以点这看flash/ J+ S6 u9 m0 c' ^
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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: e- S3 q3 b5 A, NThe Man Song
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' `8 p1 J$ {& W! YI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.) Q: z& f/ j8 E n: g, N& M c9 Y
I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 6 S2 ^% m% `3 o7 w n
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".; Z2 S1 ]3 x9 ^% j" S* r
I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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- f& W' M/ ]) n' |$ a: n: FWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window." L X+ V8 m/ M: c, I9 f
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.
% H& f/ f4 Z0 t" e" k' \* iThe sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
* _5 t! L: B, l9 }) D: t' _' W'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.0 f% [+ [5 s8 W% `! k
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And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.+ e- U3 C o2 T; ~: ?1 I+ i) E& s7 g
'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important.* B% e8 Q2 v* y, J# Q9 n
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry." V. l/ M1 p$ a
I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.. O$ h8 g* T/ o/ Q% x1 @2 B
! z7 I0 T: M0 [6 k% AAnd I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.2 w/ b3 d4 H+ U2 a+ L' V/ C) [
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch.- [ v* x4 h. w- U- m
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.; x8 |4 b. A% m2 j5 A5 p& j: A0 A% K
Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered! . [! y9 P. P7 a6 K
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