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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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4 }( o d; V3 RThe World's Shortest Fairy Tale
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl5 C) U, {6 ^: x
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,' ~/ a' K- |, Z- L) R; r
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
9 h9 S& y& P& O: r* u& Fhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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- V8 h3 U, M& B5 C- Dall the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
+ w* \* e( S x; l5 Xsports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had N2 H5 m8 F- W, n
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in/ r( G$ e( R4 A- g& Q6 F6 ~: e
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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