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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won., x: B2 r/ h1 B; Q
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The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the) b6 t4 {! A- _ J
race again and it won again.0 i4 S& k. b, F7 R
9 p. R8 ~/ C' A5 wThe local paper read:
9 ]% K1 F, A3 D- f' E2 B% C8 E2 gPASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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7 J/ n# E. @, k0 v# y KThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
: ]& N0 L/ R8 _# E& Y9 z; s4 L6 Q$ epastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
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( Q9 q Y) @1 R ]6 `$ x3 FThe next day, the local paper headline read:
- L- Z. `& C8 I" r" k9 f, @. ^% Q+ sBISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
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This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid
* U. |" v2 Z1 x. a: kof the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
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The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
! F& {2 B/ P9 ~1 `NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
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4 m! f9 |& i: ^7 x" g& pThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
# x# J) p! [( y- E" j% ]of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.+ `( ^/ u( W( S, s. W0 g) w, J! u/ k
3 g P. `) |% V3 j* bThe next day the paper read:" y+ Z/ I) r& K3 x, \3 B
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.$ O! N6 G+ `* s4 u
$ h2 S! c. H* f7 cThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
- W7 t( c' [$ d* _7 Uthe donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.; u9 E D# m4 _" T* n
3 h3 K4 g! ^- @0 y* t" Y( eThe next day the headlines read:
/ H, C8 w; ^ F C& H; g* LNUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.4 n& u- ?$ g" @0 h$ W) W
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The bishop was buried the next day./ X/ k. M- s; U; H" E9 x
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The moral of the story is.....being concerned about public opinion3 H9 p9 `' h4 ~( v' d) d
can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life.8 P0 K0 M0 _0 F/ l( b
- P0 O: T1 E8 E) m& PSo be yourself and enjoy life.../ p5 G+ D- Y% ?- K- l
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Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier
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