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another blonde joke arrived in my inbox. . ^6 q7 E& T/ Y; i; @* p; |8 w
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0 J( @5 f! }$ D( D% f* e6 ^( VA blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get Started.' / F }9 q: i2 [5 z4 y: r7 j s. \$ E
2 C* E& _/ m% \& l Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' 2 h# d, w, ]- C; D
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The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.' # L e; a1 O! {) Q# U, U' n
' f) d- j$ j1 D* S! ~ Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. 7 d- f+ ?# P) \' H
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/ x& h3 J0 y5 _3 R She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. 2 p9 N# ^0 ~( ?" k- @: q
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5 M& O* `9 r- R- T3 Q He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to : T$ Z" l* m. ?9 G- V$ k9 q
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Her and says,
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'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
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, Z# Y8 S" I9 t* l }. b8 H: j t Assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
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He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a 7 R: Q) \* r" Y
2 v! h7 Z S6 p D5 u( w7 L4 P( } Nice cup of tea, and then .....' he said with a deep sigh, * i. ^8 x/ T k& B9 S9 a
; F/ v) w- c+ x8 w6 M: N 'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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