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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA4 o0 P* T u% V' y$ B3 ~# M
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1. Vancouver: 1.5 million people and two bridges. You do the math.
& a2 u/ |4 _6 y; A2. Your $400,000 Vancouver home is just 5 hours from downtown. 6 v* }' M g$ r* B" t9 A
3. You can throw a rock and hit three Starbucks locations.
, g' ~8 N6 O4 c6 e/ v/ b4. There's always some sort of deforestation protest going on.
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+ C1 @8 {8 { j1 ] O; p4 Y* oTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ALBERTA : u" Z" R. @5 r. [
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1. Big rock between you and B.C. ' v" c- }( u4 O# A; K" g
2. Ottawa who?8 Q! R0 p7 B) ~. u1 e: p# T; u, R
3. Tax is 6% instead of approximately 20% as it is for the rest of the country. 4 G7 l+ V% a( n
4. You can exploit almost any natural resource you can think of.
3 a7 R' m' W7 r; _3 i$ T0 j5. You live in the only province that could actually afford to be its own country.
: F% V5 j" S5 H" a6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.
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7 W# n6 y0 S! W, i) eTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN
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1. You never run out of wheat. 4 v3 `* G- c$ P9 r8 R( a- Q7 v* F1 i1 G
2. Your province is really easy to draw. , U( {* d$ K2 N8 P6 H& P
3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours. , T* d4 Z0 q" S5 t
4. People will assume you live on a farm.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA
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9 S c" Z( n3 ?, \( T; d$ h+ w1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property.
- ~! ?) e- G9 M/ A4 P2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes. 1 S. e6 V& p7 l1 X4 Z
3. Nothing compares to a wicked Winnipeg winter.
$ n& ^" R' ^5 l4 o( I4. You can be an Easterner or a Westerner depending on your mood.
) J3 r9 j* T9 F; l% N5. You can pass the time watching trucks and barns float by.
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4 J! p! ]! [7 T# STOP REASONS TO LIVE IN ONTARIO
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1. You live in the centre of the universe. 7 A# c6 ^& P# _. C- l5 b! [; Z4 A
2. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump. ( A3 ]- x( Z( U7 }, ` U
3. You and you alone decide who will win the federal election. 6 W2 x3 l. k4 U1 e4 l8 T/ e# a
4. The only province with hard-core American-style crime.
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E6 A" m' D7 n9 E ~TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN QUEBEC
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1. Racism is socially acceptable
4 c, G# A! R6 U) Q! R( L" b2. You can take bets with your friends on which English neighbour will move out next.
5 R" g q/ q3 d, J: K: o7 u! z3. Other provinces basically bribe you to stay in Canada.
* S; a' x9 w; I0 i# i4. You can blame all your problems on the "Anglo *! i! p" W( n# j, _; |# C& k* P
TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK + ^) `& Z2 K9 m2 u( c4 O7 u6 n5 l+ M
9 Q' u5 I+ n( ~8 m* tTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEW BRUNSWICK # ~% T$ W" E; s, q/ L
3 \3 S( f9 i* W6 i/ f3 W1. One way or another, the government gets 98% of your income.
0 p( f0 }: L2 q2 R2. You're poor, but not as poor as the Newfies.
# a- u/ D( W, e+ l( G! k- x3. No one ever blames anything on New Brunswick ) |% x* S! d, F5 \/ |
4. Everybody has a grandfather who runs a lighthouse.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NOVA SCOTIA 0 g4 u& d- j x
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: T2 B K6 a1 j; f1 J1. Everyone can play the fiddle. The ones who can't, think they can. : x6 d) e/ H8 l. m
2. You can pretend to have Scottish heritage as an excuse to get drunk and wear a kilt.
+ w7 M2 R8 v, c9 P3 j. W" j4 J3. You are the only reason Anne Murray makes money.
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8 P6 F/ W, ~( L; U JTOP REASONS TO LIVE IN PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND 3 X: h6 U. E1 B0 |( Z
* b$ J$ T: t* p/ O! Y1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island, you still got the big, new bridge.
& i/ A! S; ~. L2 _- D. f2. You can walk across the province in half an hour. ) o5 b9 k! ~/ ^; X8 G' T
3. You can drive across the province in two minutes.
4 X! p0 d9 a! h8 f5 J* D4. Everyone has been an extra on "Road to Avonlea." ) U% t' C/ n! m8 r
5. This is where all those tiny, red potatoes come from. 6 o& W) d" K. e. K# |
6. You can confuse ships by turning your porch lights on and off at night.
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TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND : b7 r* v* d8 z
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1. If Quebec separates, you will float off to sea.
# @, x8 T, S9 @( u2. If you do something stupid, you have a built-in excuse. 9 J+ e: J, L H* g0 g
3. The workday is about two hours long.
% q9 ^, d" w+ l/ I' B7 }* G4. It is socially acceptable to wear your hip waders to your wedding |
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