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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. / k0 ?' G) x, h4 E# z$ w w* x
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
n' d T: f& c* tNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. , x" L" B: w1 C1 w7 z; @
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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# s* {( n' L& n; |% l) cDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
8 e) K; S8 B2 W9 s2 Cbut teachers are just too frigid".
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3 \9 E& H) }# u) HThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ( b$ h" f+ K& }+ d% h& H( R
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two + j! G5 I- x8 s+ c9 b
would call much later in the day.
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. Q6 X8 R; P( Q8 Q" N) b9 nAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
( h5 J! i0 h! S+ W8 K" S6 M, C Znurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
' r7 ^& q5 V4 y- V! t2 Rpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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6 A) R/ Q3 x6 ]Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 @7 w" _8 Q9 x0 v
: M b' j/ B0 e: fThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
& }: v5 d) f3 ~: K) Jwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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$ I3 }- k ~# U: M0 s/ EAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 \/ E) W+ c r) B" l8 N+ o7 j: p" X& nThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast / ~# {9 K9 h) H& `$ P7 e; E
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 6 q0 L' v7 X8 ~0 _$ W0 M
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.7 X/ i/ t$ T$ E" m1 I: Y
7 R; P9 C7 G( `( L s; X6 UDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
0 i2 [6 J* u jtheir voices."
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4 S& f1 G0 _4 I, f1 eThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 K4 G# T0 Z+ r! d8 Wheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
" Q% p0 A4 J2 @- Z& x0 r/ }/ othree minutes are up."
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! M& A$ R% }' O3 ^Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be * y& B5 V8 N* ^1 [ P
calling any minute.
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# {* @' | G' U: q$ kFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
# Z3 h+ W6 c8 zman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
; K6 r( T0 s$ ? o, dhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 5 r% X) s0 ^; c
legs.
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- I6 V5 a, D# FJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
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are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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