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Wisdom from Grandpa...
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- R# D: z) A0 d! g9 H# bWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. + c# z; _' g0 K* I5 V; i/ a* L# n
, J/ j$ S2 E9 z1 G, m& |* ]# mWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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6 k+ o8 M+ U: ]( w) _On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. . d$ w" i8 @( y$ i) u, V
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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