Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
, b3 a7 I; M! Y+ k. x( iA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
+ X* e+ G  t. D     When you are done you will have a place to live.

' x0 u3 M" h' X( a  l8 E8 GQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
# `; I1 W( O& Q* U8 F7 @' l: YA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
7 q# }- e$ F$ s( _, i0 g9 VA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) d% f' u" A7 G/ X: fA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

! k# D1 E  o1 Q% F" K# [) E& ^Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
$ o/ R- H7 ^7 A/ eA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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* ^3 b( G; b- g# c: p0 x# UQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
( N+ Z1 E- X" P3 b6 M# sA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

. H7 b- V4 `- f- A1 p' o! YQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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