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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought9 y2 i! {- ?% C% K/ c0 Q& \
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called- C4 C! S2 z" v9 K. [- x2 B
the family doctor to discuss the problem.
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; O1 s) J' L, f& ~The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could* y  j2 T4 M; ~9 b6 g' Z4 J8 h
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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' \/ u* n9 h& g# p/ O6 ~$ hHere's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,2 r, d8 ?! v- i" [% f
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,
/ A3 V4 q. c: w7 cgo to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."
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0 B! P2 P9 M0 c  G& Q+ JThat evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
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2 [: J( Q9 n' S2 U" h! C- X# W4 hThen in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"
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9 P5 K% D5 {- T0 I# ?No response./ h/ ^  T8 S9 s! b! M: J

  H9 d% ]: M9 LSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and: W- o" i& l& d) v6 j, B+ K0 X" n
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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Still no response.9 P0 Z9 z" z1 H( K& f
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife- P1 d0 h) ~$ i  Y
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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2 f. J' Y4 e/ ?9 HAgain he gets no response.
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So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
# A- W8 w6 U% Qfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"; T  o4 @. g7 E

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