Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
* A% Z1 r3 W" g+ K, _If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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9 W8 _* e9 I/ y! X% c% oIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
% ]% s7 y9 c3 @& RIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
5 I; @% L8 X2 l4 F. r  ]2 D% uIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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& F" q7 j6 R# rIf you cry, you're a wimp.
- P) j8 v+ m2 }If you don't, you're insensitive.
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2 I4 |# r+ g) w9 Z0 f- _If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
: }  k% Q# Z2 LIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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' W3 V8 a# I0 \" a- p! xIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

+ L) L- s+ R3 V9 w: fIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 X- E1 J! ~- ^  M+ Y5 `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! g9 a* y3 M; _, tIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, Y; U6 X2 K4 M% G1 C# fIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
' z) N$ U5 R" l" y* ~If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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haha~
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