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it is your fate but,
, h! {3 m" s8 @+ Wif your father-in-law is a poor man,
. _. f# C2 ~8 {8 W$ qit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
0 J7 o* v% A/ A- C0 |+ |- N$ p feducation ruined me.; T6 L4 r3 M9 M" p! C$ t
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Practice makes perfect....
5 p- T0 B, _8 `6 _But nobody's perfect....... h r, e1 W. }
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
( U9 J0 U9 Y$ H) M7 N9 g wthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,% v% v! v- Z! ~
people appear bright until you hear them speak.' S7 F% l4 O* Y/ r! B" e& }3 l
4 s' U1 a2 e8 _+ I; m# G4 AHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
- x2 s+ I: m2 U+ ~4 IThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.: O4 s9 y7 }- w9 G3 G
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman7 g. D" E" K# ~; T) v! r/ s, S
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.9 o4 O- t% Z( g# F1 W; W! }& v
( ^. E' {! X% ?/ C' j- r& x% X' }, kEvery man should marry.! X6 x2 f# j& t- H6 X
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
, L Z4 R" z+ q- Y2 Aand when they marry they become otherwise.3 A! d# M1 X0 _
1 [+ V# U- P; y6 B+ p5 QSuccess is a relative term.
0 C/ D9 g1 U& NIt brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
& b! r9 [1 U Z: y8 m: H* [9 lwhat you can put off today.
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"Your future depend s on your dreams"
$ h8 z* Z( A+ L+ b Q m; bSo go to sleep, q6 `/ `! R+ k
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There should be a better way to start a day1 x# F4 ^# v( z
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"1 m3 a v2 m+ d5 A$ j
But why take the risk& i% z% m. r* [1 e$ L
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"Work fascinates me"# r7 G. p0 z% W6 i5 f: P
I can look at it for hours( l, X0 n5 D1 c) M, b
. Z4 ]: v* S( V* Y4 @God made relatives;
/ d) x M: t# ]; f1 j3 H9 B6 J) EThank God we can choose our friends.. f$ b* S, e- g) g' o* ^
7 F0 p5 L; P S/ {3 w* z# ~The more you learn, the more you know,
) m3 q* c# H1 S7 g8 X" O; EThe more you know, the more you forget2 x& B& c8 B- n" D
The more you forget, the less you know
6 y% I9 ?5 p2 Q- ^" \So.. why learn.: i% a/ e8 L/ ^' ?) d# b
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A bus station is where a bus stops." p5 E [9 C- O) d
A train station is where a train stops.
4 A6 s+ `1 [) J( v# t' E% kOn my desk, I have a work station....
$ O( p3 ~# _& t& lwhat more can I say........8 [1 T% m. J* E$ A+ T9 o
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