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% G- j* k* ~- yTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. - s9 G i4 u( y' h3 V# ?
Maria: Here it is. , M# M) H! Y, p A
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
" u7 v( [$ \6 h% lClass: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? & ~0 L) n4 i. v; d
John: You told me to do it without using tables. / k! ~, h% ]. T) i- x
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
" I6 g1 o# Y0 P( M/ VGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
( C' h) n- `8 s3 ?6 K' _Teacher: No, that's wrong
4 z& Z" x$ o6 p' lGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? w$ m4 M* ^# [& _& I
Donald: H I J K L M N O. 5 y) |( m% f3 ~; S
Teacher: What are you talking about?
; B$ R1 j$ o2 M" r( r$ wDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
q& d( i; N; q( R( DWinnie: Me!
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( r+ v5 Z c' J1 j' e8 aTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
- z$ G' D* m( ^0 J3 C W2 mGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
. b; }2 ~2 M) U: zMillie: I is...
% X/ R" u) O; I5 `6 t) jTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." " j' }4 C- T8 X+ N
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 1 r* l6 ]5 [, V+ b2 a. u, O7 E
; w4 g+ p. I! ]5 U$ G, e# `* P! eTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' H/ A b+ T# p& dLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. , j# S: D" C) T; g& m5 d
+ i( U2 u: r7 @6 H: H6 ]9 y: dTeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? * ~% }% c' W! s4 v+ A
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 7 x' h- e# X/ H4 K6 j- N4 {* k( f
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. * p5 @- y* w: ?2 O& v" M
1 X6 a' q5 L8 D, ^% {# _Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 6 A: u. a" O3 j7 r- q4 L! C/ e
Harold: A teacher
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