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这是同事发给我的,可以点这看flash5 v1 x! g! D% u1 Z
http://toilette-humor.com/the-man-song.html
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The Man Song
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% g& U$ c. v: lI don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you.
3 D8 s. g$ U w: hI wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 3 \3 I6 {8 g' H/ E/ F7 I5 n
'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right".
: _2 H5 r' `/ Q; k! k+ I6 qI'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.
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, S- X* _! _$ _3 ^* R6 KWhat I say goes around here! ... right out the window.& s" O& a, q+ ^$ s( K2 }
And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up.: E. j4 P6 d8 L# _
The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear.
! d0 s6 R- M: i& N; D: P2 [* I7 V'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.4 M: V6 o: M, N
0 D7 U3 E/ A8 Q2 A2 M( cAnd I can have sex anytime! ... that you want.
: k, R( K) F8 C5 j, F'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. x+ g% J; t f. `# M n
And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
4 j% M8 b* D/ x9 |4 e& NI'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.
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And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble.
% A5 ]" I7 u3 T7 r" D8 q7 |: l# XAnd I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch., f/ c* n$ r) R" j Z
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to.
4 \8 p$ d* A# VBecause I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!
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