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The following letter has been sent to me by a pretty lady who is celibatarian. Is there anyone can tell me if the life could be as good as she described.
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale" X% A; P w' a. N" Q2 x
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
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$ l0 d( X y' P% p& Vdancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" p+ g9 z9 o6 i4 w) E5 Uhad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched% H6 @; c! F* k5 m& r. s/ b
sports, never wore lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
5 w- H- G) {1 Z) W, J. v3 C! Khigh self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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Now this is why single ladies are the envy of the married ones!
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